EP: Karachi – Pakistani President Asif Ali Zardari interrupted his European vacation to return to Pakistan and inspect damage to his personal property caused by the recent floods. Pakistan is facing its worst natural disaster in over a century as flooding from monsoon rains threatens to bury up to one-third of the country under water.… [Read more…]
August 16, 2010
EP: NYC- In the swirl of controversy surrounding the so-called Ground Zero Mosque in New York City, another voice is raising eyebrows. A high-ranking Al-Qaeda operative, Abul Himar, spoke with reporters about the $100 million Park51 community center/mosque proposed for development a few blocks from the former world trade center site. “I couldn’t think of… [Read more…]
July 9, 2010
EP: Atlanta – In what is considered a bold, unorthodox move to improve the news network’s credibility, CNN has officially hired Ariel Sharon, the former Israeli Prime Minister, to be its Senior Middle East correspondent replacing 20-year veteran Octavia Nasr. Nasr was fired earlier this week for expressing respect for Hassan Fadlallah, a shiite religious… [Read more…]
June 27, 2010
EP: Pentagon – United States military officials were summoned for an emergency meeting at the Pentagon the evening to June 26th immediately following a heart-breaking 2-1 US loss to Ghana in the first elimination round of the World Cup tournament. While details about the meeting were not made available to the public, sources inside the… [Read more…]
May 21, 2010
EP: Baton Rouge – In the oil infested toxic swamp now surrounding his house in southern Louisiana, George Jones methodically scoops a bucket full of oil into a makeshift tank. “It has been a tough past couple weeks” he said, struggling to capture the oily residues that contaminates his property, “lost my job, my property is… [Read more…]
May 1, 2010
EP: NYC – Goldman Sachs remains at the forefront of financial alchemy by establishing a system whereby it is impossible for the company to lose money. “We have always been innovators in the field of finance” said Goldman CEO LLoyd Blankfein, “but when some of my top guys came to me with this one, I… [Read more…]
April 25, 2010
EP: NYC- After weeks of garnering headlines for withholding medical care from sick, dying and otherwise desperate Americans, health insurance executives breathed a sigh of relief today. Wall Street bankers recently began drawing a majority of the media’s attention, spurred by recent fraud allegations leveled against Goldman Sachs by the SEC. James O’Connor, a senior communications executive at a large health insurance company he would rather… [Read more…]
April 7, 2010
EP: Hebron- On a regular day you might find Ramzi Hasan in better spirits. The 19 year old Palestinian lived in Hebron most of his life, and despite decades of brutal occupation by the Israelis, was a relative optimist when it came to the future of his people. However, the announcement earlier today by Tiger… [Read more…]
March 30, 2010
EP: Adrian, Michigan – American Muslim groups around the country are breathing a sigh of relief after learning an extremist religious group from Michigan that planned to kill local law enforcement has no links to Islam or Muslims. “While its a little awkward to celebrate, I would be lying if I said I didn’t high-five… [Read more…]
March 16, 2010
EP: Washington DC – The American Israel Public Affairs Committee, or AIPAC, lashed out against the Obama administration for rhetoric that was “clearly in the interests of the United States.” David Victor, the current president of the group, held a press conference today in which he said “we don’t pay these people to talk about… [Read more…]
August 19, 2010
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