EP: Oslo, Norway- A recent poll conducted by Gallup reveals that tall blond white males between the ages of 27 and 45 are overwhelmingly unconcerned that fallout from the recent terrorist attacks in Norway will result in increased profiling of tall, blond white men. Anders Behring Breivik, a 32 year old nordic man of white, anglo… [Read more…]
March 10, 2011
EP: Peoria, IL – Earlier today Azim Ali, a civil engineer working in the county parks department, was declared “Not a Terrorist” by FBI agents in a press conference at city hall. “We had no reason to believe Mr. Ali was a terrorist, and after a six-months undercover investigations, we are convinced he is not… [Read more…]
December 11, 2010
EP: San Francisco – Attorney General Eric Holder courted controversy at a charity dinner held by Muslim Advocates, a national legal-advocacy and civil rights group, when he “entrapped” and arrested several Muslim audience members in a sting operation during the evenings proceedings. Holder was initially greeted by the 300-person audience of Muslim civic leaders with… [Read more…]
September 9, 2010
EP: NYC – Muslims across America will celebrate the ninth anniversary of the 9/11 attacks with a series of festivals this coming Saturday. While the events happen to coincide with the Eid holiday that marks the end of Ramadan, a month of fasting and prayer observed by Muslims around the world, noted Shariah expert and… [Read more…]
August 16, 2010
EP: NYC- In the swirl of controversy surrounding the so-called Ground Zero Mosque in New York City, another voice is raising eyebrows. A high-ranking Al-Qaeda operative, Abul Himar, spoke with reporters about the $100 million Park51 community center/mosque proposed for development a few blocks from the former world trade center site. “I couldn’t think of… [Read more…]
May 7, 2010
EP: NYC – A recent Gallup poll of Pakistanis in America revealed that Pakistani-American men between the ages of 26 and 37 who are married with children and working in professional occupations have rapidly developed a seething hatred of Faisal Shahzad, the 30 year old suspected Time Square bomber. Among other findings, the poll indicated… [Read more…]
March 30, 2010
EP: Adrian, Michigan – American Muslim groups around the country are breathing a sigh of relief after learning an extremist religious group from Michigan that planned to kill local law enforcement has no links to Islam or Muslims. “While its a little awkward to celebrate, I would be lying if I said I didn’t high-five… [Read more…]
January 7, 2010
EP: Washington DC – In a follow up to his January 3rd announcement on Fox news Sunday , Lt. Gen. Thomas McInerney (retired) offered an even more radical solution for improving national security. “We need to strip search all Muslim boys flying inside, to or from the United States” he said “and I mean really… [Read more…]
January 5, 2010
EP: Havana – In a statement issued to newspapers this morning, Cuban foreign minister Bruno Parilla expressed strong disappointment with the Obama administration’s decision to include Cuba on the list of countries that are considered a “security risk.” According to the Transportation Security Administration in the United States, all airline passengers traveling from or through… [Read more…]
December 28, 2009
EP: NYC – Aziz Ali, a young college-aged hipster, informed his Facebook friends today via email that he is dissatisfied with the state of the world. Ali, who was writing from his parent’s home in Manhattan’s upper eastside, remained disillusioned with what he perceives as gross “injustice” against Muslims. “You of course have Chechnya and Kashmir” he explained while… [Read more…]
July 25, 2011
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