EP: Virginia Beach – The devil filed a lawsuit in the Virginia Beach district court on Thursday suing Pat Robertson for breach of contract. “Pat Robertson has broken the terms of our agreement with him” said Arthur B. Ellzebub, an attorney for satan, “His public comments regarding various pacts we may or may not be… [Read more…]
January 11, 2010
EP: Duabi – An Afghan grain dealer, Mohammed Shahpoor, has been convicted in a United Arab Emirates court of repeatedly running into the fist and torture instruments of Sheikh Issa bin Zayed Al Nahyan, the half brother of Abu Dhabi’s president. The decision was handed down after Sheikh Issa was cleared of all counts of… [Read more…]
January 7, 2010
EP: Washington DC – In a follow up to his January 3rd announcement on Fox news Sunday , Lt. Gen. Thomas McInerney (retired) offered an even more radical solution for improving national security. “We need to strip search all Muslim boys flying inside, to or from the United States” he said “and I mean really… [Read more…]
January 5, 2010
EP: Havana – In a statement issued to newspapers this morning, Cuban foreign minister Bruno Parilla expressed strong disappointment with the Obama administration’s decision to include Cuba on the list of countries that are considered a “security risk.” According to the Transportation Security Administration in the United States, all airline passengers traveling from or through… [Read more…]
January 18, 2010
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